Random but Funny

unsure of source as I got this via email, but it is pretty funny:

Subject: These people vote...



Remember, They Vote

Some guy bought a new fridge for his house. To get rid of his old
fridge, he
put it in his front yard and hung a sign on it saying: "Free to good
home.
You want it, you take it". For three days the` fridge sat there without
even
one person looking twice at it. He eventually decided that people were
too
un-trusting of this deal. It looked to good to be true, so he changed
the
sign to read: "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it.
Caution!
. . . . . . . . . . . . .
These people Vote
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was North because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him
up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the North?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the East, (and has for
sometime),
she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with that stuff". . .
. .
. . .She ALSO votes!
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I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week."
He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific" . . . . . . . . .He ALSO votes!
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My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, w hen we
overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the sunburn
she
got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a convertible,
but
"didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was moving". . . . . .
. .
. She ALSO votes!
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My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car It's designed to cut
through a seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk . . .
. .
.
My sister ALSO votes!
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My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10% Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount . . . . . . . .
He ALSO votes!
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I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the chain
rip
out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a person's nose
and
ear remain the same distance apart no matter which way the head is
turned. .
. . . . . . . . My friend ALSO votes!
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I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area. So I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed
up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained
professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, "has your plane arrived
yet?
".
. . . . . . . . . SHE ALSO votes!
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While working at a Pizza Parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza
to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it
cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He though about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6 . .
. .
. . . . . Yep, he votes too.